At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tickets have sold very, very, very slowly for tonight’s screening of…
Category: Smalltown
New swap offer on the table
The proposal to move Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council from Hayloft Road Palace to the Old…
SaDDEST offer payment
Smalltown and Dullbridge Duplicated Events by Sycophants Team (SaDDEST) are offering a one-off payment of £3.50…
Protesters to gather today
Opponents of the plans to provide a 24/7 entertainment venue at Hellhole Holiday Park will gather…
An evening in the playground
During the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s recent meeting, where Squire Teflon asked the assembled councillors…
Popular salon celebrates anniversary
A hair salon in Smalltown this week celebrated its 500th year of trading in the town.…
Missing Person breaks cover
Smalltown and Dullbridge’s Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has broken cover to urge residents not to go…
Anti-bullying Zero-tolerance policy agreed
Members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council listened solemnly as Squire Teflon announced that, following a…
Squire surprised by results
Squire Teflon yesterday claimed to be both ‘surprised and delighted’ as he received the results from…
Smalltown and Dullbridge residents see price increases at local garages
Residents in Smalltown are Dullbridge have contacted SomersetClive to complain about the prices at local garages…