Questions asked

Questions have been raised regarding the attendance of BeFuddled Party Prospective Missing Person for the Smalltown…

Prospective Missing Person pays tribute

BeFuddled Party Prospective Missing Person for the Smalltown and Dullbridge, Fridgpond Unitary Constituency (SaDFUC), the charming…

Missing Person breaks cover

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Missing Person Tim Teepee sensationally broke cover to announce that he had…

Bacon bap shortage

Smalltown Chamber of Trade (SCOT) held another of their ever-popular ‘Business Bacon Bap’ at the Blitz…

Missing Person misses out

It had been confirmed that Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, missed out on a…

Missing Person tracked down

Somerset Police have sensationally confirmed that Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has been found.…

Missing Person will miss Smalltown

Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person has spoken out about the news that he will not be…

Fridgpond verdict on Teflon’s chances

Fridgpond Worker Party recently assessed the chances of an Illiberal Party win in the newly proposed…

Missing in Action?

For the second time in a row Squire Teflon has failed to attend a Smalltown and…

Squire demands an answer

As part of his campaign to install himself as the Illiberal Party Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for…