Lady Brassy claims the biggest crowd since the last biggest crowd

In scenes reminiscent of Ronald Tramp’s inauguration, where he claimed a bigger crowd than had turned…

Final day of Jubilee celebrations

The final day of Titanium Jubilee celebrations in Smalltown and Dullbridge looks set to end with…

Dullbridge not so dull today

To prove that it is not just a Town Where Nothing Ever Happens, Dullbridge will be…

Smalltown Jubilee events TODAY

Readers are reminded that the Smalltown Chamber of Trade (SCOT) Classic Boat and Race wil be…

Smalltown Jubilee Junket hailed a ‘success’

Yesterday saw almost as many people turn up in Smalltown’s Main Street as attended the Cheese…

More bad news hits Jubilee Junket

Replying to a comment on AceCrook, Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, has confirmed that the crusty jugglers,…

No such thing as a FREE cake

After a massive over-spend by Smalltown Shops (SS) dictator Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, on the Smalltown…

Carnivoo Marshals out in force

Smalltown will be packed with over-zealous Carnivoo Mashals today, as they prepare to police the streets…

Lady Brassy gets nasty

SomersetClive understands the Smalltown Shops (SS) group is on the brink of implosion. Whilst the huge…

Jubilee Celebrations – Saturday 4th June

Continuing our round up of events in Smalltown and Dullbridge we move on to Saturday in…