Hayloft Road Palace closed due to contamination fears

Whilst the SomersetClive staff have been off work due to suffering from Smalltown and Dullbridge Fear,…

The doctor won’t see you now

Dullbridge Doctor Surgery will be holding an exciting Open Day for patients, giving people a chance…

Once in a lifetime opportunity

Smalltown and Barrow Medical Centre has announced that it will be opening its doors to residents…

Missing Person plans to ‘drill into the problem’

Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person Tim Teepee has admitted that dealing with politicians is like “pulling…

Can you help Cllr Barracuda?

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillor Banish Barracuda is struggling with his latest mission. Addressing his fellow…

SaDTC set to declare emergency

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council will be discussing whether or not to declare a State…

Teflon pictured ‘breathing in’

Squire Teflon has been showing off the results of his recent Keep Fit programme. In an…

Keep Fit with Squire Teflon

Squire Teflon and his close-friend, Mistress Bones, have announced their intention to enter the 2022 Smalltown…

From behind the Barricades

Our ace reporter, Nigella Garage is still stuck in Dullbridge and this week she’s been trying…

Health advice issued

The Health Authority in Somerset has advised residents in Smalltown that, until further notice, they will…