‘Momentous moment’ for Smalltown

In what has been described as a ‘momentous moment for Smalltown’, parts of the town were…

Carnivoo closure chaos predicted

All roads into Smalltown are closed to traffic today and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be out…

Residents warned to be vigilant

Residents living near the Smalltown Area Youth (Say) Club successfully prevented a group of Time Travellers…

Party members to be announced tonight

Addressing Councillors at last week’s White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee, Chairthing Deputy Dictator Cruella Sherry detailed…

ANYUSSC confirm SaD death

The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council are proposing to increase car parking charges in Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Grid lock warning

A section of Smalltown’s busiest road will be closed for essential digging up this week. Brizzle…

Dullbridge to close today

Dullbridge is bracing itself for the inevitable gridlock which will affect the town today as the…

Smalltown closed

. All roads into Smalltown will be closed to traffic and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be…

Time Travellers spotted in Smalltown again

A large group of Time Travellers have pitched up on Smalltown’s Promenade Lawns for the 94th…

Desperate times

With a distinct lack of news in Smalltown and Dullbridge we’ve had to resort to trawling…