Squire makes absurd claims

With the election for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council looming, the local Illiberal Party has wasted…

Deserting the sinking ship

Following the resignations of both the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown Head…

Health advice issued

The Health Authority in Somerset has advised residents in Smalltown that, until further notice, they will…

SHAGged out

Smalltown’s Head Administration Guru (SHAG) has sensationally quit her position with Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…

ASS fire first salvo

Leaders of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group, Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, are amongst…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tickets have sold very, very, very slowly for tonight’s screening of…

Winners announced

Business leaders and owners from across Somerset gathered in Easton-under-Water to give themselves a jolly good…

New swap offer on the table

The proposal to move Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council from Hayloft Road Palace to the Old…

SaDDEST offer payment

Smalltown and Dullbridge Duplicated Events by Sycophants Team (SaDDEST) are offering a one-off payment of £3.50…

More ‘Squirdle’ complaints

The makers of the online game ‘Squirdle’ have once again been inundated with complaints after many…