After leaving his last position as a Herpes Delivery man, following accusations that he’d been posting…
Category: Smalltown
New 2G mobile mast
Plans for a 2G mast in Smalltown have been submitted to Sadgebore District Council for approval.…
Squire saves the day!
Following the last minute cancellation by the SS pig roast provider, Squire Teflon stepped in at…
Victory all round!
Now the facade has come down on any pretence of actually working together to deliver yesterday’s…
Festive Fun Finally Finishes
Yes, that’s right. After all the build-up and anticipation Smalltown’s joint Grand Christmas blah, blah, blah…
Fears Squire is becoming absent minded
Word has reached SomersetClive that Squire Teflon’s shiny coating has once again protected him from being…
Cllr. Squire Teflon Disowned by SaD Council Clerk
News reaches SomersetClive that Cllr. Squire Teflon was disowned at the start of the week by…
Media Tycoon writes Bells
Smalltown’s Media Tycoon, Mike Newell, is bidding for a job with SomersetClive, by publishing non-stories, rather…
Smalltown Shops declare war
Revelling in its new found position as the mouthpiece of Squire Teflon and his powerful close-friend…
Sighting of the Secret Smalltown Sign?
SomersetClive has been informed of a possible sighting of the missing Smalltown town sign. Regular readers…