Fridgpond verdict on Teflon’s chances

Fridgpond Worker Party recently assessed the chances of an Illiberal Party win in the newly proposed…

Squire demands an answer

As part of his campaign to install himself as the Illiberal Party Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for…

Squire seeks name change

Squire Teflon has asked residents for their suggestions for the name of the proposed new constituency.…

BeFuddleds in Disarray

Local BeFuddled Party Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors have admitted that they are in disarray, with…

Squire Teflon ‘unbearably smug’

Members of the Illiberal Party have confirmed that Squire Teflon is currently “unbearably smug”, after he…

Boundary change leads to empty seat

The proposed new electoral boundary changes could lead to dire consequences for Smalltown and Dullbridge, according…

Saul Synn shares support

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Illiberal Town Councillor Saul Synn has shared his support for Squire Teflon…

Business Tycoon incredulous

Respected Smalltown business tycoon and Squire Teflon’s arch-nemesis Lex Turkey has expressed his incredulity at Squire…

SaDTC hike council tax

During Monday’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee meeting at the Hayloft Road…

Councillors discover what it means

Seven months after taking on the role of town councillor the new intake at Smalltown and…