What’s on…

At the White Elephant Enclosure This weekend sees the return of a show which has proved…

Love in a Smalltown

Chapter One (of many). Their eyes met across the crowded counter of the newspaper shop. “Can…

Barrow Road closed

The main route through Smalltown has been closed after a huge sink hole opened up and…

Squire makes absurd claims

With the election for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council looming, the local Illiberal Party has wasted…

ASS fire first salvo

Leaders of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group, Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, are amongst…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tickets have sold very, very, very slowly for tonight’s screening of…

New swap offer on the table

The proposal to move Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council from Hayloft Road Palace to the Old…

An evening in the playground

During the Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s recent meeting, where Squire Teflon asked the assembled councillors…

Anti-bullying Zero-tolerance policy agreed

Members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council listened solemnly as Squire Teflon announced that, following a…

Squire surprised by results

Squire Teflon yesterday claimed to be both ‘surprised and delighted’ as he received the results from…