Hog event returns

After an absence of two years, due to the Corvid pandemic, the annual Hog Stampede returned…

Horrorscopes with Mystic Mick

SomersetClive’s favourite guru is back with some insights on the week ahead. An unusual celestial event…

SMASHH plan anniversary celebrations

Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) will be hosting a series of events to celebrate…

A SaD devaluation

In the latest illiberal mystery, attention turns to why Dullbridge Sadgebore Councillor, Al Devalues, is standing…

RNLA Open Day TODAY!

Smalltown’s branch of the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) are preparing to open their doors to…

The violation of Dullbridge

Ten short weeks ago SomersetClive provided a running commentary of Saul Synn’s sham co-option to Smalltown…

Day tripper visits Chernobyl-By-Sea

Last week saw Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, take time out from his busy schedule fighting the…

Land-speed record ends in tears

A new attempt on the Land-speed record ended in disaster at the weekend when the vehicle…

Protesters to gather today

Opponents of the plans to provide a 24/7 entertainment venue at Hellhole Holiday Park will gather…

Popular salon celebrates anniversary

A hair salon in Smalltown this week celebrated its 500th year of trading in the town.…