The plan to host a four day Intergalactic Food, Drink, Craft and Tat Fair on Smalltown…
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Sadgebore issue URGENT appeal
Sadgebore District Council has admitted that they are “totally baffled” by a large patch of missing…
Sorry. Not Sorry
Dullbridge and Smalltown Carnivoo Committee has finally addressed concerns about their homophobic stance with regard to…
Carnivoo Chairman offers solution
Dullbridge and Smalltown Carnival Committee Chairman Bill Old has offered a new Town Twinning suggestion as…
Criticism and complaints centre on Carnivoo Marshalls couldn’t-care-less stance and cost of sausages.
There were complaints last night that some of the over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls had been over-zealous with…
Down with this sort of thing
The excitement continues to build in Smalltown as the Carnivoo start time draws closer. Bill Old,…
Fireworks cause fireworks
The Smalltown Festival of Bangs and Pops, due to be held this Sunday, the night before…
Squire faces ‘cheating’ allegations
Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones were accused of ‘cheatiing’ yesterday during a…
New music from Smalltown popstar
Smalltown Superstar Popstar Tailor Stoppem has released a new single this week. SomersetClive caught up with…
Missing Person Demoted
It has been confirmed that Smalltown Missing Person Tim Teepee’s last-minute declaration of support for new…