Word has reached SomersetClive that Squire Teflon’s shiny coating has once again protected him from being…
Day: November 19, 2021
Cllr. Squire Teflon Disowned by SaD Council Clerk
News reaches SomersetClive that Cllr. Squire Teflon was disowned at the start of the week by…
Media Tycoon writes Bells
Smalltown’s Media Tycoon, Mike Newell, is bidding for a job with SomersetClive, by publishing non-stories, rather…
Smalltown Shops declare war
Revelling in its new found position as the mouthpiece of Squire Teflon and his powerful close-friend…
Sighting of the Secret Smalltown Sign?
SomersetClive has been informed of a possible sighting of the missing Smalltown town sign. Regular readers…
Festive Festivities Fury Fuels Faustian Fun
The Smalltown Chamber of Trade and Smalltown Shops have given up all pretence of working together…
Royal Memories Sought
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are appealing for residents to scour their cupboards and attics to…
Further Festive Furore
The Smalltown Shops group are still struggling to find a pig roast for the second half…
Pig Providers Cancel
As preparations heat up for Ignite Smalltown tomorrow, Smalltown Shops have confirmed that they are once…