Criticism and complaints centre on Carnivoo Marshalls couldn’t-care-less stance and cost of sausages.

There were complaints last night that some of the over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls had been over-zealous with…

Down with this sort of thing

The excitement continues to build in Smalltown as the Carnivoo start time draws closer. Bill Old,…

Smalltown closed

. All roads into Smalltown will be closed to traffic and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be…

It’s here!

The highlight of the Smalltown year is finally upon us – it’s Carnivoo Day! In common…

Up in smoke

Torrential rain and high winds failed to dampen the enthusiasm for the audience at the Smalltown…

What’s on

This month at The Playtheatre in Easton-under-Water there’s a massive choice of entertainment, with over 20…

COLCEWAAGTE was ‘Valuable lesson’

Sadgebore District Council’s Cost of Living Crisis Emergency We Are All Going to Die Event (COLCEWAAGTDE)…

Fireworks cause fireworks

The Smalltown Festival of Bangs and Pops, due to be held this Sunday, the night before…

Retail Expert issues warning

Smalltown Retail Expert and Carnivoo Authority Dani Norris has recently added a new string to her…

Superhero identity revealed!

On weekdays he’s the mild mannered check out operator who cheerfully scans your bag of Kale…