Mistress Bones on Lady Brassy in her own words:

Following the recent fallout between Smalltown Shops supremos Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, we…

BeFuddled Party announce new use for Hayloft Road Palace

Having taken over Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council the BeFuddled Party has announced that they plan…

STEAM appointed

Following the departure of Tanya Summer, the former Smalltown Head Administration Guru (SHAG), Smalltown & Dullbridge…

Mistress accuses Lady Brassy

Mistress Bones has accused her fellow Smalltown Shops (SS) Very Very Important Person and Co-Leader, Lady…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure Controversial ex-illiberal Party and current Reformation Party member Anne Wibblewobble will…

Smalltown property prices surge

Smalltown’s Estate Agents have banded together to collude on figures which show that property prices in…

Squire goes viral

After his defenestration as supremo of Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, Squire Teflon has immediately…

BeFuddleds backtrack

Banish Barracuda has released a statement on behalf of the BeFuddled Party apologising for the lack…

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye

As the new producers of popular soap opera ‘Smalltown and Dullbridge EastStreetDaleNeighbours’ take over the reins…

Teflon offers hand of friendship

After the Illiberal Party only managed to secure seven seats on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town…