Squire goes viral

After his defenestration as supremo of Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, Squire Teflon has immediately launched a new initiative to regain power at the next election.

Realising that he will need to win over younger voters to stand any chance of overturning Jock McCads landslide win, a new account has been established on viral video website DikMok, in the Squire’s name.

Coverage is expected of the Squire’s new career as a washed up backbench opposition Councillor on the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council.

Your reporter tried to track down young people for comment. Apparently the Squire’s account is considered an invasion of young people’s DikMok safe space.

Suffice to say short videos for which the site is renowned will be sufficient in length to cover Squire Teflon’s achievements.

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