At the White Elephant Enclosure
Controversial ex-illiberal Party and current Reformation Party member Anne Wibblewobble will return to the White Elephant Enclosure next Wednesday to share her views on everything.
So far tickets have been snapped up by local Illiberal Party members, on the orders of Mistress Bones, as they celebrate their resounding success in the elections for both the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council and the Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council.*
Miss Wibblewobble, who is known to hate everything, will expound on her views on Europe and Europeans (“string them up”), immigrants (“string them up“), the LGBTQ community (“string them up“), and the reintroduction of the death penalty (“string them up“).
It’s not all serious stuff though, as Ann will also be regaling the audience with tales from her time in the television series ‘Faded Celebrity in the House’ – where she is best remembered for falling out with all the other Faded Celebrities – as well as stories from behind the scenes of ‘Can’t Dance, Won’t Dance’ – where she is best remembered for falling out with all the other dance participants and the judges.
With less than half the tickets already snapped up by Smalltown bigots you’d best be quick if you want to catch Miss Wibblewobble!
- N.B. This article was written before the Illiberal Party were obliterated in the elections for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council and Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council and, as such, it is no longer a victory party but is instead a pity party.