A small number of twits arrived in Smalltown at the weekend after rumours circulated that a…
Category: Politics
BREAKING NEWS – Squire Teflon’s new vice
Squire Teflon has taken delivery of a new piece of equipment to aid his wooing of…
The Mistress has needs
After Squire Teflon’s dastardly plan to divert trade from G W Hurling (SomersetClive, 11 January) backfired…
The Squire & The Mistress start the race
Local members of the Illiberal party are to be weaponised this weekend on behalf of Squire…
Squire attacked on AceCrook
Smalltown’s Squire Teflon has been the subject of an attack on a local social media group,…
Missing Person has confidence in Monsoon
The Right Horrible Missing Person for Smalltown and Dullbridge, Tim Teepee popped up on TV today…
Move to secure votes
In what could be seen as a cynical move to gain votes in the upcoming elections,…
Clive speaks – Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors stick two fingers up to residents
Last night, Smalltown and Dullbridge Illiberal Party councillors showed residents exactly what they think of them…
Surprise, surprise
Or not After scheduling a meeting, due to last an hour and a half, to appoint…
Squire seeks a promotion
Somerset-soon-to-be-obsolete-Cuonty Council needs a new Vice Chair. The vacancy is due to the resignation and departure…