Twits descend on Smalltown

A small number of twits arrived in Smalltown at the weekend after rumours circulated that a…

BREAKING NEWS – Squire Teflon’s new vice

Squire Teflon has taken delivery of a new piece of equipment to aid his wooing of…

The Mistress has needs

After Squire Teflon’s dastardly plan to divert trade from G W Hurling (SomersetClive, 11 January) backfired…

The Squire & The Mistress start the race

Local members of the Illiberal party are to be weaponised this weekend on behalf of Squire…

Squire attacked on AceCrook

Smalltown’s Squire Teflon has been the subject of an attack on a local social media group,…

Missing Person has confidence in Monsoon

The Right Horrible Missing Person for Smalltown and Dullbridge, Tim Teepee popped up on TV today…

Move to secure votes

In what could be seen as a cynical move to gain votes in the upcoming elections,…

Clive speaks – Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors stick two fingers up to residents

Last night, Smalltown and Dullbridge Illiberal Party councillors showed residents exactly what they think of them…

Surprise, surprise

Or not After scheduling a meeting, due to last an hour and a half, to appoint…

Squire seeks a promotion

Somerset-soon-to-be-obsolete-Cuonty Council needs a new Vice Chair. The vacancy is due to the resignation and departure…