More ‘Squirdle’ complaints

The makers of the online game ‘Squirdle’ have once again been inundated with complaints after many…

Protesters to gather today

Opponents of the plans to provide a 24/7 entertainment venue at Hellhole Holiday Park will gather…

Popular salon celebrates anniversary

A hair salon in Smalltown this week celebrated its 500th year of trading in the town.…

Missing Person breaks cover

Smalltown and Dullbridge’s Missing Person, Tim Teepee, has broken cover to urge residents not to go…

Anti-bullying Zero-tolerance policy agreed

Members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council listened solemnly as Squire Teflon announced that, following a…

Squire surprised by results

Squire Teflon yesterday claimed to be both ‘surprised and delighted’ as he received the results from…

Smalltown and Dullbridge residents see price increases at local garages

Residents in Smalltown are Dullbridge have contacted SomersetClive to complain about the prices at local garages…

Hayloft Palace deteriorates

Monday’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council meeting saw councillors agree to carry out work to Hayloft…

Squire plans ‘World Domination’

Squire Teflon has revealed his plans to expand his territory and take control of Somerset. “Following…

Paper shuffling and red faces expected later today

Male members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are expected to look embarrassed and confused during…