The nearby Somerset village of Cheese has confirmed that Festivus is cancelled this year, due to…
Author: Emma Pankhurst
Illiberals announce candidate
Fridgpond Illiberal Group has announced the name of their chosen one for the job of Prospective…
Spirit of Carnivoo lives on
During the recent Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee meeting Councillors considered…
Dictator arrested
Dictator Dullard found herself in hot water this week after falling foul of Health and Safety…
Smalltown group seeks help
Smalltown’s branch of Tea-Engage, a charity that provides monthly tea-parties for elderly people, is appealing for…
ARSE returns
Reams of people are expected to throng Smalltown sea front on Sunday as the town’s Annual…
SaD TC welcome applications
Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has announced its intention to introduce a ‘Beautification Grant’. Applications…
Brassy finds her forte
Lady Penelope Brassy of Easton-under-Water, founder and very, very, very important person at the Smalltown Shops…
Another Dictator Party
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council, under the direction of Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard,…
Brassy confirms Expansion
Lady Penelope of Easton-under-Water and founding member, together with Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones…