How to apply for Planning Permission

Hellhole Holiday Park has released a handy ‘cut out and keep’ guide to navigating the planning…

Smalltown to rival New York

The Blitz Social Club has submitted an application to install an outdoor cinema screen in George…

Smalltown Defence Day cancelled

A spokesberet for the Royal Smalltown Legion has confirmed that legionnaires will be off to Easton-under-Water…

Sales of Albanian Whisky soar

Purveyors of the finest Albanian Whisky, LIDILS, are celebrating after sales of the drink rose through…

Going to POT

Problems continue to plague The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers…

Fire Service enjoy visit to the seaside

Both the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) and Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) have…

BeFuddleds announce new Committee structure

After assuming control of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, the BeFuddled Party has announced a…

No such thing as a FREE cake

After a massive over-spend by Smalltown Shops (SS) dictator Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, on the Smalltown…

Lady Brassy gets nasty

SomersetClive understands the Smalltown Shops (SS) group is on the brink of implosion. Whilst the huge…

We are in a PENIS situation

With the revamp and transformation work still ongoing at The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused…