Squire: “I love BeFuddleds”

Last Thursday, Squire Teflon entertained the residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge after taking advantage of a…

Shop open today

Great excitement is anticipated in Smalltown today as a new shop, which doesn’t sell pizza, is…

Squire shares opinion of residents

Squire Teflon shared his opinion of residents in Smalltown and Dullbridge last night. Taking to social…

Warning weather could trigger eruption

The Department of Wind and Precipitation (DWP) has issued a warning to Smalltown and Dullbridge residents…

Readers write

Several readers have put pen to paper to comment on our piece about Dictator Dullard’s new…

The Year Ahead with Mystic Mick

Smalltown’s psychic psychopath Mystic Mick, together with his Japanese spirit guide Hero Shima gives us the…

Rabbithole goes rogue

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Councillor Jim Rabbithole has defied instruction from Dictator Kelsey Dullard and…

The Year Ahead with Mystic Mick

Mystic Mick, the eerily accurate and world famous reader of stars, palms, tea-bags and books continues…

Finance and Misappropriation Committee attempt to set budget

The Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council Finance and Misappropriation Committee has agreed to add £67,094…

Incredible progress for Dullbridge

With much pomp and ceremony the first step on Dictator Dullard’s scheme to improve transport links…