The first round of the annual Stuck-in-the-Mud Meet has taken place in Bream, with two contestants…
Month: March 2022
News from ‘Behind the Barricades’
Following the recent disagreement in the SomersetClive office and the complaints from our female employees about…
Squire makes absurd claims
With the election for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council looming, the local Illiberal Party has wasted…
Deserting the sinking ship
Following the resignations of both the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown Head…
Health advice issued
The Health Authority in Somerset has advised residents in Smalltown that, until further notice, they will…
SHAGged out
Smalltown’s Head Administration Guru (SHAG) has sensationally quit her position with Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…
ASS fire first salvo
Leaders of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group, Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, are amongst…
What’s on
At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tickets have sold very, very, very slowly for tonight’s screening of…
Winners announced
Business leaders and owners from across Somerset gathered in Easton-under-Water to give themselves a jolly good…
New swap offer on the table
The proposal to move Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council from Hayloft Road Palace to the Old…