Yesterday we may have given the impression that a grubby, red-paint covered crystal ball had led…
Mystic Mick Predicts…
As the whole of Somerset, including Smalltown and Dullbridge, waits with baited breath for the election…
Teflon pictured ‘breathing in’
Squire Teflon has been showing off the results of his recent Keep Fit programme. In an…
From the forums
As my colleagues and reporters hit the streets searching for the latest up-to-the-minute news, I thought…
Visitor hits back at survey
Fridgepond resident, semi-professional Councillor and Mayor, Mark Facelift, has hit back at the publishers of ‘WhoWhatWhere?’…
Burning Question of the Day
Dear Councillor Fencesitter, I’m intrigued.How can Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillor, Mark Facelift, stand as a…
Meet the candidate
Last, and most definitely least, we bring you Robert NotBothered, standing as an Independent candidate in…
‘Love in a Smalltown’
Continuing our serialisation of Steve Gull’s sensational look at the loves and lusts of Squire Teflon.…
Mistress goes behind the Squire’s back
The current Illiberal Party manifesto pours scorn on the BeFuddled Party’s promise of ‘Free Bun Fridays’…
Two Step start work
Two Step is to begin work on turning the old Smalltown Labour Exchange into a mini-supermarket,…