Readers are reminded that the Smalltown Chamber of Trade (SCOT) Classic Boat and Race wil be…
Smalltown Jubilee Junket hailed a ‘success’
Yesterday saw almost as many people turn up in Smalltown’s Main Street as attended the Cheese…
Clearance Sale now on
Sadgebore District Council has revealed that their Clearance Sale has begun, as they prepare to merge…
More bad news hits Jubilee Junket
Replying to a comment on AceCrook, Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, has confirmed that the crusty jugglers,…
No such thing as a FREE cake
After a massive over-spend by Smalltown Shops (SS) dictator Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, on the Smalltown…
Carnivoo Marshals out in force
Smalltown will be packed with over-zealous Carnivoo Mashals today, as they prepare to police the streets…
Fastest fingers in the country
Mike Shellfish, Somerset Commissioner for Police Crime, has announced that he is “over the moon” after…
Lady Brassy gets nasty
SomersetClive understands the Smalltown Shops (SS) group is on the brink of implosion. Whilst the huge…
Cheese Festival faces ‘Eggspensive’ criticism
Organisers of the ever-popular Smalltown Cheese Festival were stung by comments from Festival goers who complained…
What’s on
At the White Elephant Enclosure The latest offering from the Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM),…