Plans submitted for new Pizza restaurant

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council this week discussed recently submitted plans to convert a premises in…

Local Man to enter Book of World Records

Local Founder, CEO and Director of a couple of fake charities, non-organiser of Smalltown Pride and…

Squire accused of sending ‘D*ck pics’

SomersetClive has been contacted by a woman who has accused Squire Teflon of sending her unsolicited…

Parking Permit scheme comes into operation

A new residents-only parking scheme has been rolled out in parts of Smalltown, after the town’s…

New search party to be formed?

Plans are afoot to replace Smalltown and Dullbridge’s Missing Person, Tim Teepee, with a new Missing…

Smalltown Coastguard recruitment drive

Smalltown Coastguard are seeking would-be heroes to join their ranks. Do you:-* LIke biscuits?* Enjoy using…

Cleaner reveals “tantrums”

Squire Teflon would have tantrums if his framed collection of ‘conquests’ weren’t replaced in exactly the…

Twits descend on Smalltown

A small number of twits arrived in Smalltown at the weekend after rumours circulated that a…

Grumbles rumble on

Despite the recent Smalltown Drive-in Cinema event being hailed as a resounding success by the organisers,…

Christmas. The season that keeps on giving

SomersetClive has been contacted by concerned local residents about the Smalltown Christmas lights display as well…