Smalltown Beach was over run yesterday with a pack of dogs protesting about the introduction of…
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BeFuddleds claim Victory
The BeFuddled Party followed up their success in the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council elections by gaining…
Mistress brings up the rear
The results of the elections to the All-new-yet-unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council were savage to one half…
Squire Teflon injured
Squire Teflon sustained substantial injuries yesterday after being involved in an accident in Toytown, where votes…
Teflon pictured ‘breathing in’
Squire Teflon has been showing off the results of his recent Keep Fit programme. In an…
Visitor hits back at survey
Fridgepond resident, semi-professional Councillor and Mayor, Mark Facelift, has hit back at the publishers of ‘WhoWhatWhere?’…
Meet the candidates
Following our in-depth look at the BeFuddled Party Candidates (Clive, April 23rd) SomersetClive brings you a…
Hog event returns
After an absence of two years, due to the Corvid pandemic, the annual Hog Stampede returned…
To lose one SHAG could be considered unfortunate….
Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has announced the departure of another staff member. This time,…
Squire vows revenge
Squire Teflon has vowed revenge on his fellow Illiberal Party member who likened an opposition BeFuddled…