BeFuddleds claim Victory

The BeFuddled Party followed up their success in the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council elections by gaining the most councilors on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council. The first time that the Illiberal Party has lost control for 94 years (apart from all the occasions when Illiberal leader, Squire Teflon, has lost control under the influence of Albanian Whisky).

Jock McCads once again proved that he is now the most popular person in Smalltown by beating Squire Teflon in the polls, leading Teflon to deflate even further.

Under the guidance of ex-BeFuddled SaDTC Councillor Fencesitter, and working together with newly-elected-unopposed Worker Party Councillor Bob Leftcame, they immediately set to work reorganising a shake-up of council committees – moving their mugs into the staffroom, writing lots of lists, rotas and homework timetables – and allocating the best jobs to themselves.

It remains to be seen if the new BeFuddleds have been created in the same mould as Councillor Fencesitter or if any of them will shake free his guiding hand and develop backbones and speak their own minds.

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