Carnivoo comment on closure complaints

The overzealous Carnivoo Sheriff, Madley Dangeridge, has spoken out about the scheduled road closures which have…

SaDTC to think and talk about purchase

Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council’s Finance and Misappropriation Committee will tonight discuss the possibility of…

WEE ‘incredibly popular’ claim SPAM and SCAMPI

The Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council White Elephant Enclosure Mismanagement Committee has confirmed that they have…

Yesterday’s news today

The traditional feel of Smalltown Main Street is encapsulated by the presence outside of its shops…

The best laid plans

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council was forced to cancel the Planning and Scheming meeting, scheduled for…

Town Bored ‘too boring’

SomersetClive learns that the All-New-Yet-Doomed-Upon-Debut (ANYDUD) Smalltown Town Bored might have held its first meeting recently.…

Making headlines

News and media outlets in Smalltown and Dullbridge, as well as the whole of Somerset and…

Recent rumblings revealed

It has been revealed that Squire Teflon’s recent public denunciation of the local BeFuddled Party didn’t…

SS cancel Festivus

Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, founders of the Smalltown…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure tickets for the Smalltown Excellent Entertainment Society’s performance of Toad of…