In a first for Smalltown it has been revealed that the former MA8s dive bar and…
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Smalltown small town market returns to Smalltown
Smalltown’s small town small market will return to the town’s Main Street tomorrow. The market, famous…
Media whip up frenzy
National and local news outlets are whipping the public up into a frenzy by warning of…
New shops to take on SS stalwarts
Husband and wife team Pepsi and Shirley Penguin look set to take on Mistress Bones and…
The SomersetClive Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Part Two
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner SomersetClive will be opening our Merchandise Cupboard to show…
The SomersetClive Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Part One
Love is in the Air and SomersetClive is here to help you. We’ve scoured Smalltown and…
Seasonal Smalltown Spat repeated
Members of Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water’s Smalltown Shops…
S&M to close?
Rurnours are circulating in Smalltown that popular cheap store S&M, which operates from a prime position…
Lady Brassy hits back
In a three hour rant posted on AceCrook, Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water hit back at Smalltown…
Mistress Bones wrotes.
Following a late night Albanian Whiskey session with very close-friend and employee, Squire Teflon, Mistress Bones…