Smalltown Cheese Festival organisers, Margo and Felicity Farmhouse-Kitchener, are asking for talented cheeses to get in…
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Councillors object
After enjoying a refreshing slice of takeaway pizza during this week’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…
Squire slings mud
The first round of All-in Council Candidate Mud Slinging has taken place and it looks like…
Plans submitted for new Pizza restaurant
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council this week discussed recently submitted plans to convert a premises in…
Local Man to enter Book of World Records
Local Founder, CEO and Director of a couple of fake charities, non-organiser of Smalltown Pride and…
Squire accused of sending ‘D*ck pics’
SomersetClive has been contacted by a woman who has accused Squire Teflon of sending her unsolicited…
Dullbridge ‘mini-Galstonbury’ will be nothing of the kind
The organisers of a music event to be held in February in a number of hostelries…
Smalltown Coastguard recruitment drive
Smalltown Coastguard are seeking would-be heroes to join their ranks. Do you:-* LIke biscuits?* Enjoy using…
Cleaner reveals “tantrums”
Squire Teflon would have tantrums if his framed collection of ‘conquests’ weren’t replaced in exactly the…
Twits descend on Smalltown
A small number of twits arrived in Smalltown at the weekend after rumours circulated that a…