SADISTs announce first candidate

Smalltown and Dullbridge Independent Super Team have announced the name of their first candidate seeking election…

Stuck-in-the-Mud season starts

The first round of the annual Stuck-in-the-Mud Meet has taken place in Bream, with two contestants…

News from ‘Behind the Barricades’

Following the recent disagreement in the SomersetClive office and the complaints from our female employees about…

Squire makes absurd claims

With the election for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council looming, the local Illiberal Party has wasted…

Health advice issued

The Health Authority in Somerset has advised residents in Smalltown that, until further notice, they will…

SHAGged out

Smalltown’s Head Administration Guru (SHAG) has sensationally quit her position with Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council…

ASS fire first salvo

Leaders of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group, Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, are amongst…

Winners announced

Business leaders and owners from across Somerset gathered in Easton-under-Water to give themselves a jolly good…

New swap offer on the table

The proposal to move Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council from Hayloft Road Palace to the Old…

SaDDEST offer payment

Smalltown and Dullbridge Duplicated Events by Sycophants Team (SaDDEST) are offering a one-off payment of £3.50…