Land-speed record ends in tears

A new attempt on the Land-speed record ended in disaster at the weekend when the vehicle…

Squire celebrates with erection

Squire Teflon has announced his intention to celebrate the news that the White Elephant Enclosure has…

WEE turns a profit

Thanks to the sell-out performances of the Dullbridge Festival of the Arts, held at the White…

Another one bites the dust

Following on from the resignations of the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) and the Smalltown…

‘Mysterious’ Fire strikes Smalltown shop

Fire and ambulance services were called to Smalltown on Sunday after a fire broke out in…

‘Genius’ scheme to attract shoppers

Sadgebore District Council has come up with what they describe as a ‘genius scheme’ to bring…

More desertions from SS SaDTC

Several more current Councillors have announced their intentions not to seek re-election to Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Clang Clang Clang went the Trolley!

SomersetClive’s unstoppable reporter has continued their trawl through old files of unresolved Smalltown mysteries. The latest…

SaDTC to spend £9,400 on ‘Festival of Bangs and Flashes’

Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council has once again agreed to fund the annual Festival of Bangs…

Dynamic Duo pose your questions

As part of their election campaign in Smalltown Posh for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council, Squire…