Am I bovvered?

In the event that the Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council elections produce a close result,…

Busy weekend for Rescuers

All three rescue services in Smalltown were on high alert over the busy Easter Bank Holiday…

A SaD devaluation

In the latest illiberal mystery, attention turns to why Dullbridge Sadgebore Councillor, Al Devalues, is standing…

Muck spreading

The departure of failed grocer, Dick Growing-Black, from Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council was at…

When Incendiary got burned

It has been announced this week that the long running legal case by local media tycoon,…

If I get married I want to be very married

SomersetClive offers its congratulations to leading Dullbridge Councillor and Somerset-soon-to-be abolished-Cuonty Council briefcase holder for Roads…

Day tripper visits Chernobyl-By-Sea

Last week saw Prime Minister, Horace Monsoon, take time out from his busy schedule fighting the…

SomersetClive Editor announces ban

SomersetClive’s (SC) editor, Clive Saint (CS) has announced a ban on acronyms (BOA). The edict also…

Breaking News – Squire seeks SHAG

Following the resignation of the Smalltown Head Administration Genius (SHAG), Tanya Summer, the position is now…

Leaflets go up in smoke

Illiberal Party members are being forced to have an emergency whip-round to cover the cost of…