Mistress Bones has accused her fellow Smalltown Shops (SS) Very Very Important Person and Co-Leader, Lady…
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Squire goes viral
After his defenestration as supremo of Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council, Squire Teflon has immediately…
‘Love in a Smalltown’
Continuing our epic retelling of the greatest love story ever told. Soon to be turned into…
Red Ruby restaurant ready
Out-of-town shopping destination Red Ruby (formerly Pebblers) Garden Centre has announced that their newly expanded restaurant…
So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye
As the new producers of popular soap opera ‘Smalltown and Dullbridge EastStreetDaleNeighbours’ take over the reins…
Further Squirdle upset
Makers of the popular online Squirdle word game admitted yesterday that they changed the word at…
Teflon offers hand of friendship
After the Illiberal Party only managed to secure seven seats on Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town…
BeFuddleds claim Victory
The BeFuddled Party followed up their success in the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council elections by gaining…
Squire Teflon injured
Squire Teflon sustained substantial injuries yesterday after being involved in an accident in Toytown, where votes…
Burning Question of the Day
Dear Councillor Fencesitter, I’m intrigued.How can Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillor, Mark Facelift, stand as a…