Could you write for Clive?

As we approach the traditional ‘Silly Season’ for news publications, our Editor, Mr Clive Saint Sir,…

Psychic Pstorm in a teacup

The row between Smalltown’s very own dead-person botherer, Mystic Mick and fellow spirit-lover, Haig Norris (and…

Sales of Albanian Whisky soar

Purveyors of the finest Albanian Whisky, LIDILS, are celebrating after sales of the drink rose through…

Re-Imagine Dullbridge (RID) Consultation a success

Several residents turned up to the meeting to look at Sadgebore District Council’s plans for a…

Going to POT

Problems continue to plague The Hayloft Road Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled Party Ex-Teachers…

‘Mythical Being’ spotted in churchyard

Residents of Smalltown have been contacting SomersetClive with reports of sightings of a ‘Mythical Being’ spotted…

Another SaDTC abrogation

The scheduled Planning and Scheming Committee meeting, which should have taken place at Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Mayor urges residents to ‘do their homework’

Smalltown and Dullbridge Headmistress and Town Mayor, Kelsey Dullard, has urged residents to ‘think very carefully’…

Fire Service enjoy visit to the seaside

Both the Really Needy Lifesaving Association (RNLA) and Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) have…

Squire injured. Again

Squire Teflon suffered another unfortunate incident recently after yet another chair was pulled from beneath him…