Smalltown Police have confirmed that they were called to Chateau Park last night after receiving reports…
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Laying down in pastures new
The Bishop of Smalltown, His Holeyjumperness and the Honourable His Bishopness Gordon Twitty has announced his…
Out of control
With only four days to go before The Mistress’ Chateau Park Bank Holiday Jamboree and Fate…
Run out of STEAM
With the arrival of Katie Global, the Smalltown New Administration Guru (SNAG) at Hayloft Road Palace,…
GCSE results expected
Students at Queen Ethelred’s School will today receive the eagerly anticipated results of their GSCE examinations.…
Mysterious lights spotted
Several readers have contacted SomersetClive to report incidences of strange lights in the sky above Smalltown…
Protestors face off
In scenes remiscent of an episode of classic television comedy series ‘Father Ted’ protestors gathered outside…
More bad news for SomersetClive editor
SomersetClive Editor Clive Saint’s run of bad luck is continuing after he was late for work…
SHAG replacement starts work
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors recently welcomed the first in what looks to be a long…