. All roads into Smalltown will be closed to traffic and over-zealous Carnivoo Marshalls will be…
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Up in smoke
Torrential rain and high winds failed to dampen the enthusiasm for the audience at the Smalltown…
COLCEWAAGTE was ‘Valuable lesson’
Sadgebore District Council’s Cost of Living Crisis Emergency We Are All Going to Die Event (COLCEWAAGTDE)…
Fireworks cause fireworks
The Smalltown Festival of Bangs and Pops, due to be held this Sunday, the night before…
Superhero identity revealed!
On weekdays he’s the mild mannered check out operator who cheerfully scans your bag of Kale…
Squire faces ‘cheating’ allegations
Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress Bones were accused of ‘cheatiing’ yesterday during a…
Sadgebore seen to be ‘helping’
Sadgebore District Council will today hold a Cost of Living Crisis Emergency We Are All Going…
New music from Smalltown popstar
Smalltown Superstar Popstar Tailor Stoppem has released a new single this week. SomersetClive caught up with…
Missing Person Demoted
It has been confirmed that Smalltown Missing Person Tim Teepee’s last-minute declaration of support for new…