Fridgpond & Smalltown Illiberal Association has announced that Squire Teflon and his close-friend and employer Mistress…
Category: Chairs
Carnivoo Chair changes
Last night’s Annual Meeting of the Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Carnivoo Committee saw local homophobe Bill…
Squire speaks
In an exclusive interview with SomersetClive to promote his new book ‘Chair‘ Squire Teflon has revealed…
Squire Teflon reveals ‘kills’
Writing in his newly-published autobiography ‘Chair‘ Squire Teflon has revealed his deep seated animosity for his…
Parental warning issued as Squire goes to places you won’t want to
WARNING – READERS OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW. It was my turn to…
Latest unreality update
Today we are assessing the chances of the BeFuddled Party male members of Smalltown and Dullbridge…
SaDTC agree that Dullbridge exists
Monday’s Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council meeting at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for…
RRaRRa winner announced
Somerset’s Community Recycling and Processing (CRAP) has announced the winner of their Reuse Refuse and Reinvent…
Squire Teflon reveals voting intentions
As a paid up member of the Illiberal party Squire Teflon will be voting for his…