Smalltown kept in the dark

Several readers have contacted SomersetClive to complain about the state of the street lighting on Smalltown…

Squire seeks a promotion

Somerset-soon-to-be-obsolete-Cuonty Council needs a new Vice Chair. The vacancy is due to the resignation and departure…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. The Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) has announced exciting plans…

Library closed

Smalltown Library will be closed for six months whilst decarbonisation work takes place to improve the…

Newsagents closed due to ‘infection’

Customers of Smalltown’s Main Street newsagent, G.W. Hurling were shocked to be greeted by a firmly…

Unlucky 13? Not for one.

SomersetClive would like to congratulate twelve of the candidates who have put themselves forward to be…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Smalltown’s White Elephant Enclosure is to play host to the acclaimed…

Squire faces selection squad

Squire Teflon will be facing the Illiberal Party Selection Squad this weekend, as he vies to…

Road closures ahead

Thinking of going anywhere over the next few months? Don’t bother. You can’t. Utility company, Somerset…

A cunning plan?

Following Squire Teflon’s tears over his absence from the New Year’s Honours List, SomersetClive has received…