Squire Teflon will be facing the Illiberal Party Selection Squad this weekend, as he vies to be a candidate in the election for the upcoming All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council.
Residents are not invited to attend the meeting, which is being held in a back of beyond seaside shed, as the decision is entirely down to local Illiberal Party members.
Whether or not anyone will respond to the familiar line “Should anyone present know of any reason that this Squire should not be selected to contest this seat, speak now or forever hold your peace” remains to be seen.
Will all the Squire’s past indiscretions, affairs, forgetfulness and abuse of power finally see him marked as unsuitable for the role or will it be another case of duck-houses and manure?