Jubiliant Jubilee plans with Mystic Mick

Tonight’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council meeting will see Councillors discuss plans for residents to celebrate…

Synns of the Squire

The agenda for Monday’s meeting of Smalltown & Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has been published. Following…

The Candidates are off!

The first electioneering leaflets from candidates for the All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council have started arriving through…

WEE SCAM’s new tack

The Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) has come up with a new scheme designed to…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure. Tomorrow will see the first ‘Old Film Show’, featuring ‘Breakfast at…

Mistress takes positions

Mistress Bones of the Tat & Newspaper Emporium has advertised two new vacancies for slaves. The…

Squire takes on SMUG role.

Following the departure of the Smalltown Media and Uproar Genius (SMUG) Squire Teflon has decided to…

Squire makes excuses

Squire Teflon has attempted to deflect the blame for the fallout to his recent council candidate…

Appeal for Entertainers

Smalltown Cheese Festival organisers, Margo and Felicity Farmhouse-Kitchener, are asking for talented cheeses to get in…

Squire slings mud

The first round of All-in Council Candidate Mud Slinging has taken place and it looks like…