BeFuddled Party announce new use for Hayloft Road Palace

Having taken over Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council the BeFuddled Party has announced that they plan…

What’s on

At the White Elephant Enclosure Controversial ex-illiberal Party and current Reformation Party member Anne Wibblewobble will…

‘Love in a Smalltown’

Continuing our epic retelling of the greatest love story ever told. Soon to be turned into…

BeFuddleds backtrack

Banish Barracuda has released a statement on behalf of the BeFuddled Party apologising for the lack…

Squire Teflon injured

Squire Teflon sustained substantial injuries yesterday after being involved in an accident in Toytown, where votes…

‘Love in a Smalltown’

Continuing our serialisation of Steve Gull’s sensational look at the loves and lusts of Squire Teflon.…

Mistress goes behind the Squire’s back

The current Illiberal Party manifesto pours scorn on the BeFuddled Party’s promise of ‘Free Bun Fridays’…

SMASHHEDD again

Smalltown Area Ship Hovercraft Helicopter and Explosive Device Detonators saw more action over the weekend when…

Town Councillors issue denial

Squire Teflon and Dick Trolley have both denied being the councillors involved in the latest scandal…

Porn probe

An investigation has been launched into claims an Illiberal Councillor watched pornography on his phone in…