Squire Teflon’s close-friend and employer Mistress Bones has been described as ‘useless‘ by leading members of…
Author: Jezza Barksome
No winners in Winter War
As the last single-use plastic cup is picked up from the streets in Smalltown Town Centre,…
Mistress Bones wrotes.
Following a late night Albanian Whiskey session with very close-friend and employee, Squire Teflon, Mistress Bones…
Smalltown makes the headlines
Smalltown has featured heavily in national newspapers, and on television and radio channels in the last…
Councillor branches out
The row between Smalltown residents and Somerset Cuonty Council (SCC) over the ‘dangerous’ tree on the…
SCAM takes credit
The Smalltown Culture and Arts Manager (SCAM) Debby Karmary has taken full credit for starting a…
Business Bacon TODAY!
Smalltown Chamber of Trade (SCOT) are holding a ‘Business Bacon’ at the Blitz Social Club this…
GCSE results expected
Students at Queen Ethelred’s School will today receive the eagerly anticipated results of their GSCE examinations.…
A Tale of Two Mayors
Whilst Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Mayor continues her tour of the area, visiting the various…