The planets Mars Bar and Saturday are still exerting their influence this week, although Mars Bar…
Author: Emma Pankhurst
Man officially opens bag
The eyes of the world were on Smalltown yesterday as local, national and international press turned…
Jubilee Celebrations – Saturday 4th June
Continuing our round up of events in Smalltown and Dullbridge we move on to Saturday in…
Jubilee celebrations – Friday 3rd June
We continue the SomersetClive round up of the exciting events taking place over the long weekend…
Cheese please.
Genuine crowds of people (and not just a handful as is common with events organised by…
Jubilee celebrations – Thursday 2nd June
With Queen Victoria II’s Titanium Jubilee fast approaching it’s time for SomersetClive to take a look…
Horrorscopes with Mystic Mick
More big transitions this week as the planet Mars Bar narrowly misses bumping into Uranus. The…
Mistress Bones on Lady Brassy in her own words:
Following the recent fallout between Smalltown Shops supremos Mistress Bones and Lady Brassy of Easton-under-Water, we…
Mistress accuses Lady Brassy
Mistress Bones has accused her fellow Smalltown Shops (SS) Very Very Important Person and Co-Leader, Lady…
Smalltown property prices surge
Smalltown’s Estate Agents have banded together to collude on figures which show that property prices in…