Tescoes has announced that a branch of the popular Hi! Tachi food outlet has opened in…
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‘Popular’ event wasn’t
Town Mayor and Headmistress at the Hayloft Road Palace Retirement Home for Bemused and Bewildered BeFuddled…
Mayor seeks young blood
Town Mayor Cllr Kelsey Dullard has asked all young people in Smalltown and Dullbridge to join…
More cancellations
Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council has confirmed that tonight’s scheduled Finance and Misappropriation Committee meeting…
New SADSAD announced
Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council has announced the appointment of a new Smalltown and Dullbridge Smalltown…
Squire sends advice to Palace
Squire Teflon has confirmed that he has sent King Henry IX a letter containing some top…
Inmates speak of ‘disappointment’
Inmates at HM Prison camp Don’tins in Bream have spoken out to express their shock and…
SS hit back
Mistress Bones and Lady Penelope Brassy of Easton-under-Water of the Smalltown Shops (SS) group have reacted…
Mayor opens cafe
Headmistress and Town Mayor, Councillor Kelsey Dullard, joined forces with Head of the Staffroom and Deputy…
Laying down in pastures new
The Bishop of Smalltown, His Holeyjumperness and the Honourable His Bishopness Gordon Twitty has announced his…