Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council’s Town Unimprovements Committee will tonight discuss a proposal put forward to…
Year: 2023
McCads rehabilitation ‘going well’
(Previously) Smalltown’s Most Popular Person (Dullbridge Public Enemy No.1) Councillor Jock McCads held yet another of…
It’s back!
Yes, that’s right, readers. It’s the news you’ve all been waiting for. After spending his days…
ANYUSSC confirm SaD death
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council are proposing to increase car parking charges in Smalltown and Dullbridge…
Dictator does it again
Dictator Dullard has announced that she plans to spend more Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council money…
Missing Person will miss Smalltown
Smalltown and Dullbridge Missing Person has spoken out about the news that he will not be…
ANYUSCC confirm selection
The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council has confirmed that they have finished selecting suitable residents to form…
Dictator splashes the cash
It has been revealed that Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard…
Squire censors critics. AGAIN
Squire Teflon has stepped up his campaign to censor residents who dare to question his involvement…
Somerset confirms it hates trees
Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge can look forward to seeing a flurry of chainsaws over the…