Tartification Grants to be awarded

Another Extraordinary Meeting of Smalltown and Dullbridge (SaD) Town Council is due to take place tonight…

Clive asks the questions (or tries to)

Following on from the stupendous eruption of Mount Teflon last week, which saw bile and hotheaded…

Top Secret results revealed

Recently published accounts for Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council show that so far the Top Secret…

Mystic Mick predicts

Here at SomersetClive we often ask local soothsayer and world renowned spirit botherer Mystic Mick what…

Mount Teflon erupts

The eruption of Mount Teflon, which began on Wednesday night and continued to rumble yesterday, saw…

SaD Town Council’s CRAP Festival

Given the unholy rows caused by the Holy TriniTree (Black Poplar, Mimosa and Christmas) you could…

Residents warning issued

Residents in the Smalltown Posh electorate ward are being advised to lock their doors, close their…

Festival of Nothing begins tomorrow

The All-New-Yet-Unimproved Somerset Cuonty Council’s genius ‘Festival of Nothing’ will begin tomorrow and is expected to…

Just when you thought it was safe

Squire Teflon celebrated the success of his latest ploy to make the BeFuddled-controlled Smalltown and Dullbridge…

Residents rumble

Residents of Smalltown and Dullbridge have reacted with incredulity after learning that Smalltown and Dullbridge Town…