Squire Teflon has launched a blistering attack on the BeFuddled Party Councillors, accusing them of “ruining…
Month: May 2023
End of Term Report
We are now over half way through Headmistress, Mayor and Dictator Cllr Kelsey Dullard’s End of…
Residents invited to talk about Smalltown
A new Town Bored of local residents and businesses is to be formed in Smalltown to…
Death ‘exaggerated’
Reports of the death of the Smalltown Small Town Small Market have been greatly exaggerated as,…
End of Term Report
Dictator Dullard has announced the runner-up to herself in the End of Term Report Awards. Deputy…
Feud Fallout Festers
In an extraordinary statement released yesterday, Dictator Kelsey Dullard and Deputy Dictator Eugenie Sherry revealed that…
Smalltown Small Town Small Market ends
The organisers of the Smalltown Small Town Small Market have announced that the market will no…
End of Term Report
Continuing Dictator Dullard’s End of Term Reports and it’s the turn of yet another Councillor who…
Smalltown Beach very busy
Smalltown Beach saw the busiest days of the year so far over the last few days…
Council Tax Scam Warning Issued
Residents in Smalltown and Dullbridge have been warned that scammers posing as Councillors have been targeting…