Smalltown Area Ship, Hovercraft and Helicopter (SMASHH) were called out to assist the Coastguard this afternoon.…
Year: 2022
BREAKING NEWS – Squire Teflon’s new vice
Squire Teflon has taken delivery of a new piece of equipment to aid his wooing of…
The Mistress has needs
After Squire Teflon’s dastardly plan to divert trade from G W Hurling (SomersetClive, 11 January) backfired…
The Squire & The Mistress start the race
Local members of the Illiberal party are to be weaponised this weekend on behalf of Squire…
Lady Brassy’s caustic comment
Lady Brassy of Easton under Water has recently been caught out making snide comments about this…
Squire attacked on AceCrook
Smalltown’s Squire Teflon has been the subject of an attack on a local social media group,…
Missing Person has confidence in Monsoon
The Right Horrible Missing Person for Smalltown and Dullbridge, Tim Teepee popped up on TV today…
Move to secure votes
In what could be seen as a cynical move to gain votes in the upcoming elections,…
Cheese pairing finalists
Smalltown Cheese Festival organisers Margo and Felicity Farmhouse-Kitchener are moving away from cheese and turning to…
Clive speaks – Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Councillors stick two fingers up to residents
Last night, Smalltown and Dullbridge Illiberal Party councillors showed residents exactly what they think of them…