Members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council listened solemnly as Squire Teflon announced that, following a…
Year: 2022
Squire surprised by results
Squire Teflon yesterday claimed to be both ‘surprised and delighted’ as he received the results from…
Smalltown and Dullbridge residents see price increases at local garages
Residents in Smalltown are Dullbridge have contacted SomersetClive to complain about the prices at local garages…
Hayloft Palace deteriorates
Monday’s Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council meeting saw councillors agree to carry out work to Hayloft…
Squire plans ‘World Domination’
Squire Teflon has revealed his plans to expand his territory and take control of Somerset. “Following…
Dullbridge brings a little bit of sparkle to Smalltown
Dullbridge Eisteddfod opened today at the White Elephant Enclosure with the Speech and Drama element of…
Paper shuffling and red faces expected later today
Male members of Smalltown and Dullbridge Town Council are expected to look embarrassed and confused during…
Off his trolley
A resident of Smalltown yesterday accused former Councillor Ellen Proves of ‘incorrectly illegally and illicitly impounding…
Clive speaks
(and he’s not happy about it, because he’s had to write this whilst he’s on his…
Squire succumbs to DID. Again.
Squire Teflon has once again allowed his Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) to rear its ugly head,…